if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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