I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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