I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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