I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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