I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
