You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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