At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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