i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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