So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
PANTIES FOUND
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