I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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