Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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