I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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