Soap is not a condiment
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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