The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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