Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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