Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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