If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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