I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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