He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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