i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
