plz talk dirty to me
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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