I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
