I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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