I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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