I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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