Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
