we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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