you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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