HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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