Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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