Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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