And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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