youre lurking in front of me
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
