i don't plan on having that self control this summer
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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