Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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