Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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