we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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