You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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