So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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