Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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