Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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