saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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