i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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