hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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