I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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