Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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