yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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