Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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