Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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