we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
