White coat. Heels.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Randomize
