I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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