The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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