some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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