i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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