hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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